Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Two little kids

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze. 'The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
The first kid says, 'A circumcision.' 'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'

6 comments:

Michelle said...

That made me laugh out loud in my office!!! Too cute!!

Andrea said...

Did you get that one from Kent? It just sounds like a Kent joke!

Cara said...

No, actually my sister, Suzanne, sent it to me in an email. I thought it so too cute not to put in the blog!

Tina said...

HA HA HA! Very cute! :)

Sara said...

Aren't you glad those are done at birth!!

Cute!

Anonymous said...

I had to explain that one to Jody. He didn't get it and then still didn't think it was funny. Oh well, he's a teenager.